It is nice to be back in California for a change. Although I don’t really miss this place all that much – think about traffic jams, cold winters & hot summers, road rage, and unfriendly people – but it is nice to see old and familiar faces. We spent the first few days doing rounds of meeting with old friends and showing off the Future Wife to them. Why not? If your FW is as hot as mine you’d show her off too. Anyway, I digress.
So we managed to squeeze in a little time to visit the Future Wife’s aunty in San Diego and doing some ice skating. Speaking of ice skating, I just realized that my butt does not enjoy slippery surfaces, gravity, blades for shoes, and perpetual motion all conspiring against it. Imagine not being able to sit down properly because your butt has just been bruised and abused like someones face in a UFC octagon. But I digress again.
The part that I really look forward to about this trip is being able spend time with my two nephews. Extreme Picasso & IDoMyOwnStunts are growing up so fast that I feel like I am missing out on the chance on being their uncle. I don’t want to miss out on the opportunity to teach them things that only an uncle can teach. Who will teach them the finer things in life like, “Hey look it’s a chair. What else can we do with it besides sit on it? Let’s see if we can climb up to the highest part of it and jump off while making karate sound effects?” Or how about, “What the heck is this thing? But I’ll pretend it’s a rocket ship anyway because whenever I make rocket ship noises with something makes it a rocket ship?” It’s simple logic, really. Who will also teach them how to do their own stunts while minimizing mom’s wrath because someone broke the coffee table? Who will help them develop their burping and farting potential? Who will teach them that ketchup is not the best kitchen floor cleaning solution, urine is? If not me, who will? But then again I digress. Again.
Hope you all have a Merry Rocket Ship Christmas!




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